just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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