I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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