You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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