So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Randomize
