Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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