: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
don't judge my taste in strippers
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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