u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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