She said her name was "party"
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
