Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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