Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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