This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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