i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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