So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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