Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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