So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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