wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
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I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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