yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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