You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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