Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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