Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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