He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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