Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
two words...techno handjob
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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