i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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