Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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