Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
do herpes really smell.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Randomize
