did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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