I must be too annoying 4 u.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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