i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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