I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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