i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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