I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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