oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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