Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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