Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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