laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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