What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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