i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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