i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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