So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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