i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Someone signed my nipple.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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