if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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