you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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