you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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