I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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