I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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