All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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