Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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