so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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