my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You need a sexual gate keeper
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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