Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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