I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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