where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Hello my rib-scented angel!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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