I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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