It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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