Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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