Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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