Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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